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Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, except results after a long day of eating chili. The person proceeds to spread the labia and poo into the vagina, except unexpected diarrhea occurs and sprays all over the pelvic region.
James intended to give Gloria an Alabama Hot Pocket, but his efforts went awry after receiving gastrointestinal distress after a long day of eating chili. The resulting spray was a definite example of Alabama Goulash.
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a slut-filled location in south alabama. it is filled with drugs and gangs but is suprisingly a pleasant place to live and has many amazing people. most teens walk wherever they want to go because it is so small and its more convieniant to walk most the time.
Damn i love Saraland, Alabama!
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When you're having sexual intercourse with a pregnant women and the tip of your penis enters the baby's mouth.
Her baby's due any day now, it's starting to give me an Alabama Pacifier.
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The very small town in Alabama where "Fookie" from the OCMS song "Eutaw Alabama," is from.
Down in Eutaw Alabama, in 1965, a young man bout 21 no different from you and I. He's catching catfish, and gettin drunk, but Uncle Sam called, and called him up, Send him out to vietnam...
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If you ever encounter a Lil shit like an Alabama kid please call the fucking police ASAP they are a mess. Their fav hobbies usually are fishing as well as hunting especially deer. In general, these kids at school are just plain of weird affff. Their type of music genre would consist of country music mostly talking about smashing your cousin and drinking Tennessee whisky. They will usually do a fake ass southern accent that sounds so fucking fake *it will make you cringe or worse make your ears bleed out* They do not have any fashion sense they'd usually wear on a Saturday some brown cowboy boots, a white tank top, ripped jeans, and a big ass belt. Here are some things almost all Alabama kids will have in common.
-Racist
-Homophobic
-Transphobic
-Against women rights
-Makes rape jokes
-Toxic masculinity
-Loves guns
-Back the blue
-Against BLM
-Things LGBT don't deserve rights
-Usually would be a die-hard Trump supporter
Some names of an Alabama kid are:
-Hunter
-Gunner
-Tomas
-Davis
-Preston
-Chase
-Gavin
-and etc
(but fr its mostly a joke expect if their racist or some shit-)
Alabama kid: Wanna talk about guns?! Ma got me a new assault rifle for my birthday last week!
Random kid: Uhmm.. no thanks... *in head: wtf.. who owns a gun as a f**kin kid..*
Alabama kid: Look! *shows phone* may daddy just got a new truck what you think?
Random kid: cool.. I guess?
Alabama kid: You know I hate dem liberals they think they can just take our guns and our rights as the American people we have the right to our guns!
Random kid: Uhm.. honestly I don't really wanna talk about politics... I'm not really into that stuff
Alabama kid: You must be a liberal *spits on random kid* you must be a disgrace to your ma!
Random kid: ._. ok...
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The alabama scapegoat is when the male takes a shit on the female's face. The female will then give the male a blow job.
Male: "Darling, could we perform the Alabama Scapegoat"
Female: "Certainly, have you eaten your greens?"
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Alabama Fans are the most spirited people you will meet. You will mostly likely always find them dressed in houndstooth and yelling ROLL TIDE. They support the fantastic football team and know all the words to "Yea Alabama". They know that in the fourth quarter you put up four fingers and wait for the band to play Basket Case. They have every cheer memorized.
That alabama fan was yelling so loud that I could hear them all the way across the stadium.
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