American Split

In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.

I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.

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American Football

A sport played in the U.S. by huge, ripped dudes (and a few extremely fat ones), which apparently makes Europeans want to murder even more than a well-played soccer match does.

Fan 1: Hey! Did you have a good time at the American Football game?

Fan 2: Hells yeah. The Lions actually won, if you can believe it.

Fan 1: Did any fans or refs get murdered by a seething mob after the game?

Fan 2: No... Why do you ask?

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African-american

The politically correct way how to describe a black person.

I don't really mind but why should I be called an African American when I wasn't born in Africa, never been to Africa, and am not a legal citizen of any countries in Africa? Because if thats true, then white people should be called European Americans and asian people should be called Asian Americans.

On an Internet Forum:

Me: Im black.
P.C. Person: You mean African-American.
Me: No, I may be of African decent but I dont have any connections with Africa otherwise, cause in that case i should call you a European American.
P.C. Person: You mean white person right?
Me: No you dumb asshole! *loads gun*

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american idiot

an incredible album by green day. if you don't like this album you suck. And dont go and call me some poser because i love who wrote holden caulified, andriod, coming clean, worry rock, and all the songs before american idiot too. There is no rule saying you can't like both...but you're lying when you say jesus of suburbia doesnt have incredible lyrics.

I'm gonna go buy American Idiot because i like green day!

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american idiots

The american guy on here who wanted something removed and said it wasn't urban cos it wasn't american Here's the actual quote "Urban, as in AMERICA you 'tards." I think he needs an actual dictionary to see what urban means

He really was an idiot

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Apple-American

A demographic term referring to Macintosh computer users. Preferred over the pejorative term, “Mac People.”

Everytime I go over to the graphic design department I see all kinds of Apple-Americans nestled behind their monitors.

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American Tumbleweed

A shopping bag of some sort (e.g. Target, Wal-Mart, etc.) that is blown down the street by the wind in a very dramatic fashion. Will probably pollute the world, but will do so in style.

Is that a trash bag?" "Naw man, it's an American tumbleweed.

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