apple bully

Someone who bullies people for using inferior android smartphones and defends with his life everything regarding apple products. Will always sleep in a tent waiting for the next iThing but he will never acknowledge being part of a herd.

Random android user: I sure love the new 120Hz display Samsung put out.
Apple bully: That's because you love garbage. You can see from a mile away that there is no artistic touch on that. Here, try the new iPhone with its marvelous 60Hz display.

apples husband

maria’s husband/hubby

did you hear about apples husband?!

apple pray

When you power off your apple phone to get a better signal and you pray that it will reboot and come back on. That seemingly eternal moment between the black screen and the apple logo appearing.

I use apple pray when I shut down and re power my iphone, hoping that it comes back on.

polishing the apple

Trying to win someone's favor.

This is a slang term or idiom that originated in the early 20th Century.

You could probably get a salary bump by polishing the apple a little more with your boss.

apple maggot

A pejorative term for a person from or living in the state of Washington.

I wish those damn apple maggots would just stay in their quarantine zone and stop invading our state.

Appled Out

When your iPhone randomly restarts, and you get the black screen with the Apple logo

Guy: Ugh, my iPhone just appled out, and now I have to wait for it to restart. Worst day ever.

Apple corer

The best railgun in the world

Hey dude what weapon u have?
AK-47!
I have apple corer GET REKT