gay attack

When a normally straight person is strongly attracted to a person of the same sex.

*averagely attractive girl walks by*
lily: woah she's sooo beautiful!!"
lily's mind: WAIT WHY IS MY HEART BEATING?? no... I'm not gay I'm just intimated because she's prettier then me..

*attractive girl walks up*

lily's mind: fuck fuck fuck fuck she's so pretty wait no no no no agghhghh I'VE NEVER THIS BEFORE FOR A GIRL WHAT IS THIS???!! Am I having a gay attack?.. yeAH that's explains it..?

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Lasthma Attack

When a person laughs so hard, that they have trouble breathing, making it appear that the subject is having an asthma attack.

Once Freddy told that dead baby joke, Emerson got a lasthma attack and he had us all worried.

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Screen attacker

Someone who openly expresses their hate over xbox live or ps3 chat to his friends, but when in person normally acts like a total suckup to everyone that was present for the insults, pretending that nothing ever happened

1. Guy 1, Dude john was totally yelling at me on xbox yesterday but was all cool today

Guy 2, what a screen attacker, he should get his balls chopped off

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heart attack

A can of Sparks mixed with either Gin or Vodka

Hey man make me a Heart Attack!

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stack attack

n.

1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.

Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.

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fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

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pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

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