spam attack

A spam attack is an electronic attack with the intention to harm a site/user. Making the medium unusable because it has been swarmed with useless or very offensive messages.

Characteristics of a spam attack are the following:

- Often, a new account has been created to do the spam attack
- When the account is banned immediatly a new account is created to continue the spam attack
- The user attempts to make the forum unreadable or unusable
- The user posts nearly the exact same message over and over again, all he does is copy and paste the same message and click the post button.
- These messages often contain offensive material like porn, rotten.com pictures, racial slurs, flames towards staff and alike. Sometimes it is just a lot of unreadable text or ALL caps messages.

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gay attack

When a normally straight person is strongly attracted to a person of the same sex.

*averagely attractive girl walks by*
lily: woah she's sooo beautiful!!"
lily's mind: WAIT WHY IS MY HEART BEATING?? no... I'm not gay I'm just intimated because she's prettier then me..

*attractive girl walks up*

lily's mind: fuck fuck fuck fuck she's so pretty wait no no no no agghhghh I'VE NEVER THIS BEFORE FOR A GIRL WHAT IS THIS???!! Am I having a gay attack?.. yeAH that's explains it..?

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Screen attacker

Someone who openly expresses their hate over xbox live or ps3 chat to his friends, but when in person normally acts like a total suckup to everyone that was present for the insults, pretending that nothing ever happened

1. Guy 1, Dude john was totally yelling at me on xbox yesterday but was all cool today

Guy 2, what a screen attacker, he should get his balls chopped off

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stack attack

n.

1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.

Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.

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heart attack

A can of Sparks mixed with either Gin or Vodka

Hey man make me a Heart Attack!

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fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

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pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

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