Archie is a super cute Australian blonde guy. He has a special way of getting you to trust him, he's great to talk to and helps you with your problems. He plays guitar and loves video games. He eats a lot but is skinny as hell. He's a good big brother and a sweet friend. His favourite thing to do is an awkward hehe after flirting. He has problems of his own but he handles them well. His friends are nice and funny. He gets a binder from the Sainsbury's sweet aisle hehe.
Hey Archie Australian wanna go to the Sainsbury's sweet aisle
Hehe nice try bby 😘
The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.
1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!
The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.
Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
when a girl is sucking your dick from the back
last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"
When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.
I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.