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He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.
Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.
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Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
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Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true
Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!
Person 2: I am not a BRANDON
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I’m a gay faggot and I’m racist to others. My hobbies are dick sucking
Brandon let’s go and give me head
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The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon
Guy:Hey can I get your snap
Girl:I guess I don’t really like you
Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
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A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.
"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."
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