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(1) - A term used to describe an unusually small amount of ejaculate which secretes from the the man's erect penis during oral sex
Nathan: Yo I just derailed some next broad last night!
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.
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Saying sexually inappropriate things and totally not realizing it
You need to watch your mouth and stop baby sassing it!
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A woman who donated her eggs to another woman in order to create a baby via the in-vitro-fertilization process. An egg donor. A play on words to differentiate the mother i.e. baby-mama and the father i.e. baby-daddy and the egg donor i.e. baby-dona.
I am not the baby-mama I wasn't pregnant with the baby; and her husband is the baby-daddy because he provided the sperm; I am the baby-dona because I donated the egg, which combined with the sperm to make the baby she gave birth to.
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A person with babyish cheeks, meaning fat, plump, big, puffy cheeks.
"HEY! HEY YOU!"
"What?"
"You have BABY CHEEKS"
"Oh. Thank-You....WAIT!!! MY CHEEKS ARE NOT THAT BIG!!"
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(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?
Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!
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The effect of getting full on jizz; swallowing after so many blow jobs you look pregnant. Coined by the great Tweeter, msloulou
She's sucked so much cock it looks like she has a cum baby
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Sperm destined for the sweat sock or klenex. Brought forth from the fist or "act of masterbation"
The greatests love of all often creates fist babies
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