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Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".
When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".
My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.
A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.
A wild hog catching machine (APBT) produced by Jitterbug Kennels.
Dispatch the Bacon Shaka, hogs are bayed!
When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.
I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.