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Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020


Hoe's Beast

An extremely slutty or easy girl that jumps from man to man to feel important and wanted when in reality is just a hoe that cant shut her legs.

"Just because i've been so freaky with you doesn't make me a some sort of Hoe's Beast."

by MissSmith January 4, 2012


Yeast in the Beast

Dimorphic Fungi exist in potentially two forms.

They can be remembered as “Yeast in the beast, mold in the
cold."

Yeast in the beast (warm temperature, in the host), Mold in the cold (cold temperature, in the soil).

I can't remember if molds grow in the soil or in people.
Its easy, "Mold in the Cold, Yeast in the Beast".

Oh yeah!

by YeastofThese February 18, 2012


Ween Beast

Someone that frequently wears orange and black even though its not holloween.

Im the beast of halloween, im a ween beast.

by beastin the ween May 16, 2011


silly beast

when something is not doing what its supposed to do

or

when something is not really designed to do something

1. twitter is a silly beast for writing essays

2. the old jukebox is a silly beast for reliability

3. the Tasmanian Tiger is a silly beast for surviving in the wild

by joelpj April 13, 2010


Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 22, 2011


Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 20, 2010