Dildo Bird

(latin name: anis dilidodicus) The Dildo Bird is a tropical species of bird which live in the South American regions. They are very large birds, with the wing span of an average man's arms. The Dildo Bird comes in assortment of various colors, including black, white, yellow, olive, red, and brown.

Did you just see that Dildo Bird fly by?

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whirly bird

The action of grabbing your penis at the base and rapidly swinging it in a clockwise motion

Jhef woke up and gave me the whirly bird.

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street bird

Another (rather strange) term used for a whore, hooker, prostitute, etc.

"Find a street bird, and lets get some!"

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Birds and Bees

The Birds and the Bees is a story parents tell young children to teach them where babies come from. The story is told instead of teaching them about sex and biological concepts. In the story, the birds and the bees ask the other animals to help make a baby but they don't want to help. Instead the birds and the bees have to make the baby. The stork delivers the baby. The story is found in the book Birds, Bees, Babies by J.L. Sweat. The story is a santa claus-tooth fairy story for children.

1. I have to tell the story of the Birds and Bees.
2. She was trying to teach me about the birds and bees.
3. My father tried to talk to me about the birds and bees.
4. I never learned the story of the birds and bees.
5. What is the birds and bees story?

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birds nest

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest

Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!

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Floppy Bird

A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!

Ibrahim is a floppy bird

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bird pussy

being very elevated

Dude, those people are higher than bird pussy.

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