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When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
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Someone who makes a birthday cake and then thinks they can act like a bitch to the person whose birthday it is and get away with it because they made said cake.
"Why you telling me I shouldn't be horrible? I made you a damn birthday cake",
"You're a real Birthday Cake Bitch"
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Someone who is wearing too much badly applied, thick makeup. So much, that it resembles icing on a cake.
Look at that birthday cake face, her make-ups so thick she could literally stick a few candles in it.
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Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.
When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH
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yay for you
you get a prize
it's your lucky day!
you did good
I like you
you like that don't you
jack: omigod dottie, bobby-jean liked my film
and wants to screen it opening night!
dottie: It's your birthday! hay hay.
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A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.
I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.
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When ya homie Nanogenix wished everyone he cares about a Happy Fricken Birthday!
Nanogenix: Happy Fricken Birthday Rolly. Happy Fricken Birthday. Hope you have a good one and sorry you're not feeling well. But Happy Fricken Birthday Rolly! and mike thank you for the hundred bitties.