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when a man is receiving head and is about to give the girl a facial but misses and hits her eye
i snow blinded the whore last night instead of giving her a facial.
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When you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.
Man i brought home that drunk broad from the bar and she just passed out on me. Gave her the blind man and she woke up tripped over my dog and knocked over my lamp.
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meaning you have to pack your bowl in the dark, to avoid negative attention.
We was in the parking lot at night, cops was all 'round, so we had pack it blind.
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When you order the wrong size blind and get frustrated trying to fit the damn thing. Then get mad and swear an oath to seek out and destroy the original creator buy use the chinesium material the blind was made from to forge a samurai sword.
Those new blinds gave me blind fury.
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A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized
The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life
Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.
The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important
Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
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When a girl sucks your dick and you ejaculate in her eye. their for it will dry up and make her blind.
Dude, I blind betty'd the shit out of kayla last night!
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Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.
The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.
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