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During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.
Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.
Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
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1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.
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A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder
That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!
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Performing oral sex on a female
I had breakfast at Tiffany's with my girlfriend last night.
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Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.
I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.
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Eating breakfast out of a vagina in the morning.
Scruby Breakfast. Stuff a fist full of hamburger meat inside the vagina and let bake over night, eat it out of her the next morning.
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A fried breakfast containing a large mushroom and burnt toast soldiers that are usually dunked into an egg. Resembles the huge mushroom clouds and many burnt and vapourised bodies at Hiroshima after the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Frosties? Cheerios? No, the only breakfast for me is the Hiroshima Breakfast.
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