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A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.
Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.
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what you do when you jokingly hit your black friends
you: hey wassup
black friend: nothin much
you: *smackin up your brownie*
black friend: what the hell?!?!
you: What?!? just smakin up my brownie, we tight...
black friend: hell yeah
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when you'd like to make it clear that the person you're chilling with is YOURS! you cuddle up to them, do whatever you have to do to demonstrate this.
renita: ooh honey i see someone checkin out yo man, you better go head an lick your brownie!
shanita: ooh girl, thank you, i know you got my back!
tenisha: damn girl, jayjay was all up on you in da club!
lashondra: i know girl! he was all about lickin his brownie!!
tenisha: he sure was, now everyone knows you his!
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when a man or woman is engaged in sexual intercoarse and one takes a long shit and the other takes two bites of it.
Alex was having sex with Jason yesterday and Jason received a two bite brownie from Alex and enjoyed it; that damn Dutch bag.
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Where a female sticks some kind of fudge brownie up her vagina and then the man sticks his dick inside until it is fully covered. Then he pulls out and his dick should be black like bret's. Then she sucks all of it off and you can add sprinkles or icing
yo bret why you buying tons of brownies?
Brandon im buying them to give my girl a Triple fudge brownie surprise!
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when a man fucks a female in the ass.
sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."
rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"
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When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.
Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.
Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.