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An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
The outcome of that last shot of whiskey
Whiskey bullet;
Prolly shouldnt take that one clare, looks like the bullet....
when you're going to myspace to post a bulletin about something that just happened
guy: i used to be really stupid, lol
girl: ?
guy: not that im exactly stephen hawking now
girl: LMAO
girl: oh my fucking god
girl: hahaha
guy: but i used to be really stupid
guy: lol
girl: i just imagined you as stephen hawking
girl: hold on
girl: myspace bulleting
george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.
"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"
Tampon that is quickly ejected from the vagina by means of orgasm, sneeze, or other non-traditional means.
I came so hard, I shot a blood bullet.
A person who knocks people off the court from left to right a.k.a. The best basketball player on the team (this person is often black).
KJ : Hey Sandra,did you see Jaylan shoot that 3 earlier?!!
Sandra : Nope
KJ : The whole team sucks except for her she's a black bullet !!!!