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The act of ejaculating in your partners ass crack, and giving the cheeks an almighty clap together to seal the deal.
"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."
A bad case of diarrhea and vomiting caused by the stomach flu.
Be careful and wash your hands the butt fever will get you down!
The ungodly foul stench produced upon excrement after big night drinking bourbon.
Ben: Holy shit man, I just went to the toilet and had wicked bourbon butt. I’m gona go easy on the booze for the next few weeks.
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!
Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
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Any unwanted chunky debris hanging within the recess of one's butt. Butt nuggets normally require a concentrated effort in order to remove them, such as but no limited to: heavy wiping with toilet paper, or hot water and soap.
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Cummy Butt is the nice slippery feeling between ones ass cheeks after a man ejaculates in your anus.
As I walked into the living room to get the phone I realized I had cummy butt and I smiled.
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When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.
Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".
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