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I need to replace some shingles on the roof. Will someone grab my Christ rifle?
The sweetest couple in the world, lovely people on their own too.
Wow look at them, so cute! They're definitely like Alba and Christ
Play fourhorsemen by mettalica backwards
Anti Christ is a fishermen
An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
The 2nd person in the trinity.
Jesus Christ: Jesus Christ is the son of God the Father. and he is also called the angel of YHWH in the Old Testament of the Bible. He came down to earth over 2000 years ago and he lived a sinless life and died for our sins. He was the ultimate sacrifice since he was God in the flesh, so his death meant that everybody's sins past present, and future were paid for. The only problem is, people actually have to accept his gift of salvation in order to receive it. You can choose to reject this gift.
Our lord that will protect us from the homos.
-Look it's jesus christ
-amen
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