camel phase

A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.

I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.

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camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

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waxing a camel

The shaving of a ladies intimate area.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.

Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.

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camel punch

when a girl is getting it up the ass and the guy giving it to her punches her in the back of the head so that her nerves tighten up squeezing on his penis.

"My boyfriend punched me in the back of the head. It hurt really bad and he came everywhere.""haha you got camel punched!"

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Camel Tongue

The human tongue becoming difficult to operate due to the presence of a sticky substance within the mouth.

Camel Tongue: Eating too much rich chocolate in one bite causing a smacking sound when one tries to open and shut his or her mouth.

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camel jockey

Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.

When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!

An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.

"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"

"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"

"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"

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Camel Bro

When an othewise normal looking guy has incomfortably little slack in the crotch reigion causing a lumpy mass of man bits to be pushed not only up, but out for the rest of the world to view

While standing on the subway today some guy's Camel Bro totally brushed against my hand.... I feel violated

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