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When a girl is so fat her bellybutton is no longer a circle but a straight line.
That nasty girl is so fat she has a chinese bellybutton.
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A chinese fuck is when a white man, black man (ecspecially!), or anyone with a large enough penis (6" or more) cracks jokes at short, chinese penis's.
The man fucks a woman with a half-stroke...it's called chinese fucking!!!
girl - "why are you only putting it in half-way?"
white man - "because I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
girl - "why are you only putting the head of your cock in me?"
black man - "it's called a chinese fuck baby!"
girl - "are you putting your dick in me yet?"
chinese man - "yes I am. I am chinese and I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
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the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').
his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.
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When a girls suckin yo dick and as you are about to climax you upper cut her jaw. this causes her to bite off your penis and enjoy the fountain of blood and seamen
Me and that bitch just chinese waterfountained
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Big sweaty burger nipples on the boobs of women of oriental decent
Hi Anna, how are you?
I'm fine but my chinese burgers are sweaty and itchy.
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According to a Chinese man, it is a “delicious bat”
Ayo Phil what you eating?
Some Chinese Food, I love the wings!
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Chinese people, the game, is a made up term meant to confuse people who don't know what it means when in reality no one really knows what it means. Some have speculated Chinese People is code for sex, but the actual meaning of Chinese People originated from the confusion of the term "Chinese fire drill" being used in an incorrect context and the term became an inside joke among some friends. Now, to confuse people, we refer to the game Chinese People as a dumb joke for fun.
"I am so sad that Sally didn't wanna play Chinese People with me. She said I was bad at it and it made me feel very insecure."
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