dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

Warm Chips

When eating ass and you swallow the warm booty flakes fermented in the crack of the ass.

Yo last night this girl had the best ass, but when I when I went down on her I ate some Warm Chips then left.

fic and chips

Doctor Who fanfiction that features the 10th Doctor and Rose Tyler, or the Metacrisis Doctor and Rose Tyler.

I tagged that story alternate universe and fic and chips.

Eye Chip

When a contact lens is left out long enough it becomes crispy like a Lays Chip.
By Miguel M.

Baby what the fuck clean up all these eye chips off the floor you nasty!

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

pay the chip

Chippay's life motto-"pay the chip"
She is very slay and she"s apart of "The Ay/Slay family"
she is a v. slay chipmunk yk?
-Duckay

:Hey
-Hii

:Aren't you chippay?
-Yess
:Yay! Anyways,pay the chip