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The mark you leave on sheets when you sit your dirty ass on them without making sure you've wipped your ass.
You shit you've left chocolate kisses all over the sheets
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The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.
It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.
That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.
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A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove
"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"
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1. a white person who always goes after black people
2. usually a white girl that always falls for black guys
Rikki: So I like someone new.
Jessi: Is he black?
Rikki: You know it!
Jessi: You are such a Chocolate Muncher! That's the 4th black guy you've liked since school started.
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A black person, usually a girl named Vicky, that calls white people custard creams.
I saw Vicky Chocolate Bicky while we were walking home!
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A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.
I've got a chapped ass from chocolate starfishing all night.
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One of the loveliest tasty things in the whole world, as proved by scientists.
Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.
"Ack! I'm so hungry, but in 5 minutes I have to go prevent the world from imploding! I know, I'll have a chocolate burger, so I can eat more in less time - woohoo!"
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