A guy that says “hey” way to much
Your such a Christopher peck
The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat
A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times
Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon
Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf
A CCT paramedic who pukes on cardiac arrests.
I almost pulled a christopher rutter on that call.
A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston
The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch”
Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!