christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"
"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.
If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.
Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".
Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz
Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice
Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.
He likes his mom and dad. He also likes APG.
Christopher :) is cool!
He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$
christopher :) is big.
A guy that says “hey” way to much
Your such a Christopher peck