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When you have the squirts and while sitting on the toilet you have one solid piece of shit come out before the flood gates open.
Jake: What took you so long?
Dustin: Popped a cold suzy
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A COLD ERASER is when you have coke/meth dick and you or your partner has to pull on it for up to 3 hours before it’s becomes somewhat impressive.
This hooker came over and pulled my cold eraser after a quag hit
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1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now
2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.
"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now
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When the temperature is so low, that you have sudden violent urges. This in some ways, relates to violently high. This is commonly found in males but can be exhibited in females. Being violently cold can also cause you to be bitchy and argumentative to people around you.
It was twenty degrees outside causing Cheryl to get violently cold and hit, kick, and scratch anyone with in a ten foot radius.
No matter what he did, Jon couldn't keep warm so, his body went into violently cold mode, trying to heat his body up by resorting to physical violence.
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Not had sex for a very long time and REALLY want it
Steve: Dude i'm runnin so cold i gonna get frostbite
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The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.
I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!
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A girl that is not interested in having sex and does not accept sexual advances.
Yo dude forget about that party its full of cold turkeys.
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