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A type of person that tries to convince you that you have a virus and scammer makes it look like you "overpaid" for his "services" tries to guilt trip you to sending them tens of thousands of dollars
HELLO THIS IS DAVE FROM MICROSOFT !\
Yes, hi dave, my name is bob.
HELLO BOB, YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS!
A disorder usually displayed by those with ADD or ADHD.
Symptoms may include the following:
Leaving old AIM instant message windows, long after the conversation ended.
Having multiple tabs open on firefox and/or having muliple windows of firefox opened.
Having one or more programs opened varying from just extracted to actually running.
Every time somebody comes to my house and sees all these windows up they wonder why I do that, and then I explain to them that I have Attention Defecit Computer Disorder
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when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust
oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse
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The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.
Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again
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this is something what specifically an indian expert tech support caller would say and recommend downloading some file from an edgy website to help your computer run safely.
joe: Hello! my computer is not functioning properly, can you please detect the problem?
Tech Support Caller: Hello your computer has virus!!
just a random thing that popped into my head
person having a computer error in urban dictionary
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A class where about 5 or 6 decent people converge with the scrubby and idiotic morons who had to take this class as a filler. I took it because I thought it would be cool to have Snodgrass as a teacher, but that is definately outweighed by the fuking nasty peeps in the class. Like wordJared Harmonword, wordBuddy Loweword.
God damn i have advanced computer applications class next. I am going to have to bathe when i get home from all the dirty people.
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