Rural Dictionary

Cook burgers torture

When a guy or gal with an invention that gives you mind powers holds you over various deadly objects, such as fryers, stoves, and bottomless void trashcans.

Ugh! This guy wont stop doing Cook burgers torture to me! Just leave me alone!

by The Xer of the Phres March 28, 2021

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

by WildBill@W-B March 21, 2014

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Dane Cook Status

A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.

HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS

Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.

People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards

Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!

Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!

Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!

by fgsfdsMASTER February 2, 2009

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dane cook fan

Not to be confused with the very few people who can actually relate to and understand what Dane Cook is saying in his comedy routine.

75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a Dane Cook event.

Mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.

The girls all want to fuck him.

They can't understand half of the things he talks about, but he's their friend on myspace, and has over 2 million friends on myspace, so he is SOOO FUNNY!!!

Dane Cook: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!

Dane cook fan: HAHAAH!!! THATS LIKE SO OMG FUNNY!!

BAMF: Do you even know what he said?

Dane cook fan: YEAH!! Uh, no, but.. HAHAHA!!!

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Dane cook fan: Mommy, can I buy this dane cook CD??

"Mommy": No, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you're 18.

Dane cook fan: But-but-but... (Cries) I'm going to go cut myself and listen to Fall Out Boy.