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National Cooter Day

National Cooter Day is November 9th. Celebrate your cooters today! They’ve been through a lot.

Lauren loves National Cooter Day and her cooter.

by susanna23 November 9, 2020


Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022


Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter

Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry

by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 18, 2020


cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 14, 2008


hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by September 24, 2023


cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus May 23, 2012


Neck Cooter

The flaps of skin from an persons neck which resembles the female vulva.

Donald Trump's neck cooter is looking like the Arby's Big Montana lately

by Laffocakes December 7, 2020