National Cooter Day is November 9th. Celebrate your cooters today! They’ve been through a lot.
Lauren loves National Cooter Day and her cooter.
When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid
I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive
When a girl has dried blood in her cooter
Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry
Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian
Dude, where's Clarice?
She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.
The flaps of skin from an persons neck which resembles the female vulva.
Donald Trump's neck cooter is looking like the Arby's Big Montana lately