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When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.
"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!
The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.
BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!
Someone who needs to wash their rectum
"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"
A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"
A lazy individual who can’t pull their own weight. Calling someone a cotton headed ninnymuggin is the equivalent of calling a blacks person a Nigger.
Which one of you cotton headed ninnymuggins smoked my last pack of newports and drank my malt liquor. I’ll bust a cap in your cotton headed ninnymuggin ass when I find you