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A naive, and i mean unknowing naive (a guy whose never heard of cugars) young male between the age of 18 and 22 (Yes a potential cub) used as sacrifical lamb. This guy is :
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars
To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
The guys threw there cougar lure to the back of the dance floor and every cougar danced over to meet him, leaving the cute coeds for the rest.
A category someone is placed in when considered to be a (cougar).
Malinda is now in the N.C.A (National Cougar Association)
A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.
I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.
when you’re a woman who can’t stay away from younger men
“Maybe you should try dating older guys”
“Nah, being a cougar is the best”
Older women prefering younger men of course!
I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.
I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
I have suspicion that the old lady next door has Cougar-phelia!!! Must Beware!
A sexy grandma with a tight ass coochie whose shot the fugg out who likes to party, have fun and who has occasional one night stands with men her sons age!
That Gilf Cougar outta pocket!
if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails
woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*