poor cow

Typical a British phrase poor cow means feeling sympathy towards someone you don’t like

Oh did you hear what happened to Amy that poor cow

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Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."

Phish really brought the cow funk on that Black Eyed Katy

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Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who's only dating you
or being your friend for your money and
benefits they can take from you

Jenny: your best friend is only using you, she
doesn't care about you
Kerry: no she’s not
Jenny: trust me she's a cash cow

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cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for simultaneous cow fires is seventeen

2. A drink found only in St Bernard's Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

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Hill cow

Very special cows the live on a hill whose front legs are shorter than your back legs so when they eat their food will digest properly

That Hill cows going to die he's facing downhill and can't eat

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Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

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Butt Cow

It's when a guy is banging someone in the butthole, they cum inside, then yank their cock out really fast, causing the butthole to pop out. After this, you milk the exposed butthole into a cup and make the other person drink it.

Susie ate tacos the other day..... when I gave her the butt cow, she threw up olives and lettuce everywhere, so I said "bitch, clean this shit!" I haven't given her the butt cow ever since

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