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The filmy, dark and smelly substance that accrues within the general area of one's genitalia; especially after a long, hot day that included heavy walking.
My fellow passengers on the elevator looked at me with disgust and crinkled their noses--my darn crotch rot was acting up again.
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When a woman is so disgustingly fat that she has huge rolls hanging over her crotch area, resembling a 2nd set of tits.
Some woman with crotch tits at the airport requested a wheelchair and the whole plane had to wait on her. She's not disabled, she's just too fat and lazy to walk.
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The opposite of a cock fight in which two females fight - usually over a guy
Brittney and Amy have both been dating Jason
Oh shit ... crotch fight!
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an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear
guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
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Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.
Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.
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A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'
Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.
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a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.
boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"
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