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man that guy is a fucking crusty knuckles man.
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You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.
"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'
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A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle
Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny
Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin
Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap
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Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.
Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either
Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!
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The crusty inside of the vagina used in slang as "crusty vagina box,"
"Dude! Tina has such a crusty vagina box!"
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The definition of someone that is petty and jealous of everything they cannot have.
"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy."
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