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Hunts jimin at night and likee fake love from bts
“ I blasted fake love ro Ralph the demon at 3 am”
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When one has diarrhea that is so painful he screams as if possessed by demons
Guy #1: "Hey man, where is John?"
Guy #2: "Oh, he is in the bathroom. He has had the screamin' demons all night."
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A word Christians use to explain masturbation to teenage boys. Usually used by hard core Christians or older belivers in christainity. Made popular by Edward Current
Young Boy-"I saw grampa playing with his pee pee yesterday!"
Christain- "Oh no! Your grandpa like to Beat the Demon! He is a sinner!"
Father- "Man, fuck you and your religious talk."
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A Demon Pickle is a uniquely disturbing creature.They can often be found stealing others snacks.The Demon Pickle can also spotted in her natural habitat:sleeping at her desk in geography class.They may look innocent at but don’t trust them.They often wear gory anime T-shirts and say things that will make you want to murder them.Also,she will ask you a lot for buffalo vagina.Also as a warning,if you are a guy with a guy friend don’t be surprised if she she the both you.She also loves calling her friends Bajwaamina as well.Her favorite song to recite is “The Furry Rap”.The Demon Pickle also loves imagining knives in crazy creatures called “Cromies”.Now folks how you may defend yourselves from these ghastly creatures is wear bright clothes and be a total bitch and then they will avoid you but talk behind your back with a Bajwaamina and a Sans.
Help! a Demon Pickle is asking me for paper!
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A girl thats is weird and emotionless and really really likes ankles
Omg get off my ankles you misty demon!
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On the 24th December where a person with a 'Demonsona' can make other people have a Demonsona as well
Demon: It's Demon-Day, Let's make you a Demonsona for you.
Person: Okay, whatever.
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This is the state of mind when you are addicted to methamphetamines. At first, you are a dream come true! Respectful. The light. Kind. You care. And after so long of sleepless nights due to your addiction you eventually will become toxic, narcissistic, manipulative, you will become a pathological liar to close caring friends and family. When this occurs, seek substance abuse and patient treatment immediately!
I hate leaving my shit unoccupied with a bunch of fucking meth demons
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