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The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
He banged my sister so I gave him a Dirty Parag.
When an older perverted man carries change in his pocket, and pretends he is jingling his change, but in reality, he is playing with himself.
The totally hot chick walked into the shop, and of course Joe started doing the dirty jingle.
Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
The act happens after tutoring piano lessons to a girl who is desperate to get into Art Academy while the third party watches in the corner of the room and eats a bucket of vanilla pudding.
I.P.: My boy best friend did Dirty Lovro to the teacher to get into the Art Academy!
J.S.: Omg I can't believe he did that, that's why I didn't get into the Art Academy.
When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.
Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.
The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!
How Dirty Earl is that?