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Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 January 31, 2012


Tyne dock

Spot for all the smackhead to jump the metty. All the little radgies go for a bong.

Meet es at Tyne dock

by Alfdalf April 13, 2018


popping a dock

(v) being or acting like a JACK ass or dick\cock, trying to be funny when you are not

That kid Shreeve is so annoying, he's just popping a dock.

by JAY L33 March 17, 2016


Invasive Docking

When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.

Dustin: You pushed too hard and gave me an invasive docking!

by TheMackDaddy June 9, 2022


Invasive Docking

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).

Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!

by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022


sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 12, 2018


Reverse Docking

The art of transferring a brown log from one butthole to another while standing.

Hey, I heard that Brett and Ed initiated a reverse docking procedure when the bathroom was occupied.

by May 23, 2023