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A synonym for the word 'loser', evidenced by the fact that his hair is and will suck for eternity and beyond.
I swear, if I see Donald Trump's hair one more time on the internet I will freak out.
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Donald trump, the truth that hairy assholes can one day become president too.
Ohmygod, Donald Trump just won Nevada. Time to move to Australia.
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soggy orange cheeto that glistens in the sun, always wears a rats nest on head, that uncle that looks at you too inappropriately, also identified as an umpa lump
person 1: wow did you see that trash tv earlier?
person 2: you mean Donald Trump?
person 1: Yeah!
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The world's best joke that is getting out of hand.
Dan: "Yeah bro, let's stick those hamsters up our assholes"
Phil: "Bro, this is becoming a Donald Trump"
Dan: "Well build a wall around it if you don't like it!"
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Great Wall of Mexico lover. Rich old faggot with a small loan of a million dollars from his father. He's topically an asshole.
Look a Donald Trump kill it with guns and knives before it builds a wall.
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A racist, sexist, and homophobic slug-bucket that happened to become president because people of one of the above categories voted for him.
Donald Trump is president and I am bitter
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The 45th President of the United States and Real Estate Mogul and actor in the movie, Home Alone II. Won the election only because of the electoral college, but lost the majority vote. After his victory was announced, so many people went to the Canada Immigration site that it crashed, because nearly half of Americans didn't want to be in a country with him as a leader.
News: "Donald Trump announced 45th President of the United States America
Me: Shit
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