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/noun/ Cockney rhyming slang for a dump.
Drop a deuce.
Go for a number 2.
Poop.
I'm just off for a Donald J. Has anyone seen that newspaper?
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Donald Drumpf: Covfefe
Everyone else: Excuse me what the fuck?
See below a picture of Donald Drumpf dancing.
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an ugly fat man who got impeached twice ( tHaNk GoSh ) and cheated and lied and got banned on twitter. He also gave birth to all of LE KARENZ >:O !!! and not to mention - ( he gross to wife and daughter ) So- i hate him and hes ugly LOOK AT HIS HAIR LOL! anyways, yaay bye fat discusting man :3 ( i cant spell cuz i am tired TTwTT
James : hey do you like trump
Jannet the karen : YeS aNd I dOnT sUpPoRt MaSkS dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO wEaR dOnAlD iS mY dAd!!!
Shirley : BRUH NO HE IS NOT YOUR DAD!!!! AND YOU NEED TO WEAR MASKS TO NOT GET COVID!
Jannet The Karen : SHUTUP COVID DOSENT EXIST STILL!!! IT STILL DOSENT! THE WORLD IS STUPID! NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD IS ACTULLY FLAT!!!
Coral : Hey guys whats going on? :D
Jannet : SHUT UP!!!!!
Coral : D: :(
Shirley and james : SHUT UP YOU IDIOT KAREN! WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW TRUMP HAS COVID?!
Jannet : NO HE DOES NO-
* Shirley has slapped jannet in da face OwO *
Jannet : OMG HOW COULD YOU WHERES YOUR MANAGER
Shirley, James, and Coral : THE EART IS A SPHERE! WE HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!! THATS WHAT KEEPS US ON EARTH!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP HAS COVID FROM NOT WEARING A MASK AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET COVID AND BE IN A FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL DAY GO RIGHT AHEAD AND GET COVID, BELIVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, AAND LOVE TRUMP! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH?!
* Jannet then takes a plane and does a freaking sloppy wet nast kiss on trumps mouth *
*Jannet then blacks out *
* Jannet now has covid, and will die in 50 days. *
* Shirley, Coral, and James all celebrate by drinking Coke and Dr Pepper and eating Pizza. *
* The End *
I hope u liked this story :3 But pls dont be mad at me :)
Donald Trump Sucks UnU
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It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.
When I asked the hooker to piss on me she said it would be $50 extra for a Golden Donald.
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The 21st century Warren G. Harding.
"Warren G. Harding won the presidency by saying all these non-elaborated statements about how he would make America this amazing country it never was again and people completely ate it up ... Hey doesn't that sound familiar? Yeah, Warren G. Harding did pretty much what Donald Trump did."
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The world's first, the only,...........GIANT OOMPA LOOMPA
Person 1: theres no such thing as a GIANT OOMPA LOOMPA.
Person 2: oh yeah? Donald Trump.
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A so called fast food restaurant where the menu mostly consists of Mc cum-in sandwich, Mc flies, Big spat and Mc chicken bogies.(Food prepared by the losest of the hobos mostly picked off the street. All enjoy a good wank during working hours.)
The mayonaise on my Mc Chicken Sandwhich is never the same as my mayonaise at home.......Mc Donalds must be using a secret ingredient or something, oooh i'm lovin it.
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