There name starts with jayson and there annoying and they don’t wipe there but
Jayson didn’t wipe his but there fore he has a dookie but his name is dookie but
A dookie buts name is jayson they don’t wipe there but and there nick name is monkey but.
Jayson is a dookie but bc he doesn’t wipe his but
The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.
Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.
“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”
When you but in the butt, creating a dookie baby.
I’m gonna give you a dookie baby
*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.
When you have to shit really bad and you fart resulting in the fart blowing by the dookie in you asshole. It also leads to a horrendous smell in the room making people think you shit urself.
Oh my god Kyle do you have dookie blowby or did you shit your pants. Lay off the Taco Bell and monster man!