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dork heaven

Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering โ€“ Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."

by autumnbeware October 9, 2011


snorkle dork

a kid obsessed with swimming

That kid who's petitioning for a 24 hour pool is suck a snorkle dork.

by courter July 4, 2006


dork web

the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold

person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)

by Questionforgodwhy April 8, 2021


emo dork

a socially awkward, weeb who often dresses in dark clothes, and has a hairstyle covering majority of their face

"Bro, did you see Elyse today? Such an emo dork!"

by awildboat September 23, 2021


Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a geeky guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called a slur.

Example #1

Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a lil geeky shiesty ass dork.

Example #2

Guy 1: honestly, if I got robbed by Urkel, I'd be depressed for life
Guy 2: I wouldn't blame you, I would too if I got robbed by a shiesty ass dork

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023


dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

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Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 8, 2017