dry tanking

taking a crap in the toilet tank of a person you hate, preferably at a large party. the owner of said tank, upon sniffing the crap, will flush to no end until they realize they are flushing the unflushable.

my cheating ex had a party and so i snuck in and dry tanked her. i heard through the grape vine that she flushed for three days straight to no avail. dry tanking is the best!

5👍 2👎

Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

5👍 2👎

Dry Toes

1. A par issued to a man who has stepped to you and you wish for him to leave or be beaten.

2. A DVD made by youtube wonder J-Weezy

1. Bloodclot 1: Oi wastepoom, y u stepping for cuz?

Bloodclot 2: (Kisses Teeth) Don't step cuz, you got dry toes!!!

2. J-Weezy: "DANANANANANANA, THATS MINE, I DONT CARE IF THAT IS YOUR LINE, IM TOP 3, YOUR TOP 4, IM TOP 2 TOP 1 PLUS MORE, YOU GOT DRY TOES LIKE FOOT FUNGUS"

5👍 2👎

Blow Dry

To inhale deeply then vehemently(strongly) blow in to a woman's open vaginal cavity or ass hole while she is aroused or wet.

Guy: Yo man I gave Karen a Blow Dry last night son.

Friend: No f#%king way!

Guy: Yeah man the bitch didn't suck me but thought I was gonna eat her out, so I was like, "f$#k that!" and just inhaled an blew mad hard in her pussy.

Friend: Hey, at least someone got a "blow job". (lol)

Guy:STFU

12👍 7👎

Dry Docked

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

12👍 7👎

Wet/Dry

A party or social that allows alcohol for those of age, and not for those who are underage. Usually the alcohol is served in a roped off section, where I.D must be given and no alcohol is permitted to leave. Most wet/drys are held in a university setting, where there are both of-age and underage students.

"Hey, are you going to the wet/dry at the bar tonight?"
"Naw, I don't have any money."

"I love wet/dry events! I'm underage, but I love the break from studying."

12👍 8👎

dry toast

1. Dull, boring.
2. WASP-y.

1. Ugh, Cry the Beloved Country was total dry toast.
2. I'm so glad I'm Greek and not dry toast.

26👍 22👎