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Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead
You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"
a STUPID NAME FOR STUPID PEOPLE I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU IF THIS IS YOUR NAME WHAT THE HELL
“ hi my names edward george armstrong .. “
“ EWW VOMITS WHAT THE HELL “
A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.
"Shit son look at ol' Edward Bundy Hands rollin' by ChuckECheese all slow and shit." "Yo god word is bond son I aint never seen no glasses like that since i was bumpin' Boogie Down Productions back in '87 god. He's 7:30, straight up Edward Bundy Hands kid."
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Edward Cullen from Twilight is charming and girls fall for him, so the Edward Cullen look will charm many women
"All the girls are surrounding Ethan, he must have an Edward Cullen look."
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Edward Cullin is a character from the Twilight series. He is also the heart throb of many teens and young adults these days.
He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.
As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.
It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.
Edward Cullin is the most beautiful white guy I have ever seen. Ever.
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taping one hand to your penis and the other hand to a 40. Then drinking the 40 as fast a possible and trying to jack off before you pass out
no one finished because they played Edward Kushner Hands last night.
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Edward airplane fingers is similar to the well known "Edward forty hands." But instead taping 40 ozs to each hand, the person tapes an airplane bottle of liquor to each finger on both hands. The main and most important part, is the person can not urinate until all ten bottles have been drank.
" Dude Hunter is serious about attempting edward airplane fingers, he just drank his right hand"
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