Epic Flame

- adj. | Any homosexual that does a large majority of the following...

Wears a Rainbow Wrist Band
Wears a Netted Shirt
Wears a Leather Collar w/ Leash
Has in Hand an "Ultimate Frisbee"
Cuts Himself
Wishes to Be an Animal

Damn, ain't that man an <EPIC FLAME>?

SEE: Raging Johnny

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Epic Failure

When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall

He was an epic failure of a man.

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EPIC ANAL

The ultimate incarnation of anal sex. Can be used to force ones opinion on any being with an anus.

Scotsman: "Ye, me wife dislikes that i work in teh field all day"
Scotsmans friend: "Indeed, force upon her EPIC ANAL so that she might change her ways"

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epic fail

See Windows ME, Uwe Boll, Tim

One epic fail is the worst OS ever coded, one epic fail is the worst director to ever film, and the biggest epic fail is the worst person to ever live.

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epic fail

Cheering for the underog in a sporting event and actually thinking they'd win.

Raiders fan: Dude the Eagles blew that game against the Cardinals on Sunday!
Eagles fan: Hey at least my team made it to the championship game!

Epic fail to both fans.

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Epic Fail

Something that failed so criminally, that it is considered tragic and inescapably humiliating to the fail-er. Good for a laugh, though, and often times enjoyment is found out of making fun of it.

The literature that was the fourth book in the "Twilight" Saga - "Breaking Dawn". The epic fail of Breaking Dawn succesfully caused pandemonium of the highest caliber to befall the entirety of the Twilight fandom.

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epic fail

A term made famous by a Jew with more nicknames than ever thought of. It is usually put to use when describing someone/something that just can't do anything but lose/error/suck/etc.

Guy # 1: I just took your Bishop!
Guy # 2: Dude that was my Knight! You are Epic fail!!!

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