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Lawrence's are well known for their fine, sexy, cute, handsome, irresistible qualities. They tend to have gentlemen like qualities and are always looking so fresh and so clean when around their girlfriend. These men are also known for their killer dimples, their amazing kissies and satisfying the girlfriend they love (girlfriends name usually is veronica)
Man walks by...
Girls: damnnnnn
Girl #1: did you see him?
Girl #2: mhmm
Girl #1: that man MUST be a Lawrence Evans
heckin chonker with bulging eyes
Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks
Person 1: understandable
a very awesome and attractive boy who is a complete savage and boss.
Man you are an evan stegall today
to easy to scare and very annoying and slightly funny and loves DYLAN COBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She that paige evans she loves dylan so much
1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
a snobby bitch that looks like horse and tells anyone to shut up when their a part of one of her shitty arguments too
One time I got into a fight with the bitch in yr 6 and she ragged my hair and the bitch was suspended
Ellie Evans : *arguing abt her knee getting hurt bc of the person who walked no where near her*
Random person: * punches and breaks her nose*
Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.
I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.