The poopyest man ever is Tom, so there
Person 1 “who is the poopyest man ever?”
Person 2 “Tom ”
Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above
I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!
Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.
Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.
"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"
Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.
"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."
“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”