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When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.
Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day
A song sung by 1D that really is THE BEST SONG EVER!!!
" And we danced all night
To the best song ever
We know every line
Though i cant remember, how it goes
but i know that i wont forget her
cause we danced all night to the best song ever..."
I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.
I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
the best person IN THE WHOLE WORLD is phoebe <3
‘The best person ever <3, Phoebe!’
‘YUH I KNOW THEM! THEIR MY BEST FRIEND!! <33’
once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.
This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella
he’s so perfect and i love him and he’s perfect and handsome and cute and funny and nice and perfect and i love him so much
he is the most handsomest boy ever