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(v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.
I facebook swear that I will never watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.
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One who masturbates to pictures on Facebook
I walked in on Conor Facebook Slamming! Why doesnt that nigga just watch some porn! I had no idea he was a Facebook Slammer...
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A girl who looks like a complete 10 on facebook due to angle shots, photoshop, or hours trying to get that one picture that looks nothing like them in real life. These pictures are almost immediately made profile pictures and usually have cleavage for the world to see..However, in reality, these facebook dimes tend to be butterfaces or outright 5's or 6's.
Gray: "Damnn who's your friend with that sexy profile pic"
Max: "Oh that's this girl Heather"
Gray: "Hook it up!"
Max: "Trust me, you don't want it. She's just facebook dime.
Gray: "Damn photoshop"
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Facebook denial is when you wrongfully accuse others of being addicted to facebook or stalking friends online when, in actuality, you are the one is an addicted stalker.
Elliot - Hey, Leigh, do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She has some hardcore facebook denial.
Leigh - yeah she does, we're all trying to help her out but she won't admit it - i hate her.
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A person who has taken it upon themselves to decide what other people should or should not post.
You better not post that in your status, or the Facebook police will criticize you for it.
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Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it
Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker
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one who is more obsessed with checking their wall posts, comments, chatting with people, liking statuses, taking social interview questions, playing farmville, quoting song lyrics, laughing at inside jokes, putting up pictures of themselves with gang signs, randomly adding people they've never actually met but have 20 mutual friends, "curiously reading" other people's profiles, or poking people than actually getting work, homework, or a social life in order to live.
"oh i just want to check my notifications...oh new wall post?....you lost a chicken? oh no....."like"... "LOL karen, i look fat in this picture take it off! but you look so caauutte"....what was i doing again...?"
"happy birthday!"
"how'd you know it was my birthday?"
"oh FACEBOOK, silly!"
"....what was your name again?"
"JULIE!"
"dude how did julie know my birthday?"
"oh man, she's a complete facebook addict...i'll totally take back the gift i gave to her farmville..."
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