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Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.
"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."
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A person who is of outstanding moral and social character!(a derogatory term used by northerners, which is totally untrue)
those southern fairies are so nice!
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The flaky white substance left behind on the bed after sex.
Baby, can you please pat the fairy dust off the sheets, so we can sleep?
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A fan or player of soccer. Soccer is known as the beautiful game - more like the loser-ful sport. Foot Fairies commonly are assholes, and think soccer is the best sport in the world. However, when asked for their reasoning, a common response is, "It is the most popular in the world!" That doesn't make it the best, it just means there are alot of short, talentless idiots around the world.
Soccer takes no skill whatsoever. That is why the talentless Foot Fairies will flock to it. The only skills they possess are running and handling with the feet. However these skills can easily be coached by anyone to anyone.
Foot Fairies are often extremely ignorant about the introcacies of American football. They have a wide misconception that all of us are just barbarians who run into each other. The true opinion of someone who knows nothing about the sport. They have no knowledge of the strategy, thinking, planning and reacting that goes into it. Values not needed in soccer.
Overall, Foot Fairies are stuck up jackasses who think their sport is the best but can't back it up.
Friend: Why is that idiot over there such a douche bag?
Me: He's a Foot Fairy.
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One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.
Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
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The act of two Gay gentlemen ejaculating in partners mouth. Then proceeding by using their penis to wipe the seamen within the teeth like toothpaste or dental floss.
Me and my bro like to Fairy Floss every now and then .
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The part of a vagina which you pee from.
"please dont touch my twinkle fairy Luke"
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