fart transplant

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

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Shark Farts

A term used when something is wrong, or doesn't not go your way.

This phrase was introduced by Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.

-Did you bring the documents?

-AH Shark Farts! I forgot!

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gape fart

The gas which escapes from the gaping recipient's rectum right after the partner pulls out. This action is similar to the queef but in this case it is the asshole which expels the air trapped during the fucking action.

I pounded Mikayla's ass so much that when I put it back in her pussy she gape farted.

What was that shitty album from those douches LMFAO? Oh yeah, it was Sorry For Gape Farting.

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fart guzzling

A game with two or more people, one farts in the others mouth, the person then has to inhale and hold there breath, while the other times them, the winner is the one who holds it in the longest

U wanna let rip and play fart guzzling, Steven holds the record of 3 minutes

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fart sack

Commonly known as a sleeping bag.

"Don't forget your fart sack!"

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emilia fart

iconic

dana: have you seen emilia fart’s new video?
gary: yes. iconic. *tongue pop*

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Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

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