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This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."
I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.
mother is mothering but it's a guy.
person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures
The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.
Your father is the wife of your mom
Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious
Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan