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A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.
Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.
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The act of receiving a rim job while driving. Antonym: Road dome.
Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood
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An unknown flat thing that is apart of a woman's private parts. No one really knows what it is like except one person. This person says "it's flat like this and like this"
What are we talking about? Your flat jaloop?
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Flat foot originated in early American military. Referring to a soliders center feet not being arched upward. The heal, ball, and center are all in line. This would result in thier supposed abilities to move quickly in danger, aim under pressure, march like the rest, and would stand out.
2nd definition came over time do to how flat footed people would act do to thier conditions.
So flatfoot would refer to any people who didn't want to do thier job, lazy, slow, bad posture, 9 to 5er just for the paycheck, screw over their fellow man, taking credit for others work do to their ability.
1st. There's a flat foot in our squad, we might need to stay back. Where only as strong as our weakes member, the flat foot.
2nd. If you wanna hire someone from the union thats fine. But your gonna pay flat foot prices done by flat foot people.
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A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.
Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth
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A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.
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A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
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"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
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